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tracey6kids

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Joined: February 2009

Am I wife, mother or electrical appliance?

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:44 pm

I am a mother of six wonderful children aged 23, 21, 18, 10, 3, and 1 year. ( you know you have a big family when the eldest is old enough to parent the youngest!).

Ive been raising kids for so many years that:-

1) when my husband taps me on the shoulder at 10pm, i'm so tired that I take my boob out to breastfeed him instead of the baby!

2) When he asks me to 'turn him on' I start the hoover or the washing machine - they're the only buttons I know how to push.

3) I'm more value for money than any electrical dishwasher.

4) Making a date means getting to a hospital or dental appointment on time.

.... and ive still got at least 16 years of childrearing left to go...!

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